Thursday, August 16, 2012

Superman And The Collection Agency

By Greg Diener


Since I was a very little boy one of the super heroes that I admired the most was the character of Superman. If you were to ask me a reason for why I like Superman so much, I would be a little hesitant on the answer. I think it is mostly because he likes to fly around in the air to wherever he wants to go while saving millions of people almost all the time. However, now that I have become a grown adult and have been faced to what average mortals like me face one question regarding the Man of Steel remains. How does Superman manage to face his bills on-time while facing his toughest foe a collection agency?

I am disqualifying his Clark Kent secret identity because I believe that Clark Kent is so a trusted mild-mannered person that he would have a great reputation in paying out his debts. The question with Superman is how does he pay out his bills? I mean think about this you have a man who lives off a palace made just of Ice in the North Pole. How does he maintain insurance on that place in case god forbid Lex Luthor breaks in and destroys it? If Superman wants to get something new to put in his fortress on credit how is it delivered to the Man of Steel?

One other issue that I must raise is when Superman has a big battle with Bizzaro and Metropolis is faced with tons of property damage, is the Man of Steel faced with having to pay a portion of the bill? You would almost think that collection bills are a second Kryptonite for Superman being forced to pay for all the damage that was caused by his enemies that he tried to fix.

It is at desperate times like this that Superman needs to rely on people that have been trusted to help out people in a time of need. Superman has to find a good credit collection organization with a reputation almost as great as the Man of Steel. Credit organizations with outstanding reputations to average citizens would make Superman decide that these companies could be a place to meet with about his debt problems.

Superman can feel a lot comfortable once he finally gets all of his debts paid off to his collection agency in Metropolis. Working with a collection agency can make Superman stress free and can make him fight the forces of evil without worrying about the pressing need to get his bills paid for his extravagant purchases at his Fortress of Solitude.




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